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I'm Eli and I'm rad.

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

youruffledmyruffalo:

once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby

and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,

"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"

until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.” 

chessattack:

Constellations creeping up her right side.
Night sky’s got nothing on these thighs.

chessattack:

Constellations creeping up her right side.

Night sky’s got nothing on these thighs.

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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torichristinexxx:

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*


I might have to get violent

torichristinexxx:

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

I might have to get violent

torichristinexxx:

You’re my king and I’m you’re lionheart.

torichristinexxx:

thedisneykiid:

ctron164:

redrubied:

tonyssidechick:

bumhol:

longlivepluto:

😍😍😍😭😍😭😍😭😍

😦😦😦😦😦

Oh my!!!

aww!

Awwww

😍😍

Within the time it took to read this post I have become emotionally attached to this kitten.